Valentine’s Day Services Offered!

Next week is Valentine’s Day when many people are pressured into doing something special for their partners. It can be difficult to live up to the expectations though, especially if you are not inclined to be romantic. That’s where I come in to help. For the low, low price of £5 I am offering my service as a poet to provide your partner with a lovely piece of poetry that will add an extra sparkle to your Valentine’s Day inspiration. I can write in different styles (for example free verse or rhyming) and if you wish you can give me some details about your partner so the poem will be personalised.

I found out today that Asda are selling 7p cards, so I can only imagine the message inside reads something like,

Roses are red

Violets are blue

This card cost 7p

That’s what I think of you

I’m sure you’d like to have something a bit more special than that. So get in touch!

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