Exclusive! Superman vs Batman Plot Revealed!

Yes, you read it correctly, this mild-mannered blogger is proud to be able to reveal this world exclusive, the plot to the much talked about Superman vs Batman movie, scheduled for release in 2015. My source at Warner Bros. (a very reliable source, she’s responsible for bringing Henry Cavill his Custard Creams) had this to say, “They [Zack Snyder, David Goyer] realise that a physical confrontation is difficult because of the difference in power levels, so they’re going to focus more on a battle between the intellects of the two men by pitting them against each other in a series of board games.” 

Can Batman use his detective skills to figure out the mystery identities in Cluedo and Guess Who?

Will Superman’s farm-boy frugality triumph over Batman’s financial acumen in Monopoly?

Is Batman prepared for the maelstrom of chaos that is Hungry Hungry Hippos?

Marvel! At the World’s Finest testing the limits of each other’s patience. Gasp! When an argument breaks out over whether Superman using his x-ray vision in Battleships is cheating or not. Prepare! To be on the edge of your seat at the tense climax as the two heroes enter a race against time…as they play Buckaroo.

Witness the two legends as you’ve never seen them before. Superman vs Batman, coming 2015. Experience the excitement in IMAX 3D.

 Directed by Zack Snyder

 Starring Henry Cavill as Superman, George Clooney as Batman, Adam West as Alfred and introducing Mr. Monopoly as Lex Luthor.